death

What happens after the Grim Reaper touches you.

Grim Reaper: "Hello, im Grim Reaper, pleased to meet you.
*Holds hand out to shake hands*
Person: *Drops dead*
Grim Reaper: Ive got to stop doing that.

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Death

Inevitability. The end of life.

Death can't be avoided, therefore it's the essence of inevitability.

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Death

The only way to end the sexually transmitted disease known as life. No human knows what comes after it.

Aww why does life always have to end in death?

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death

A beautiful, dark, and mysterious thing that some religious people fear, while others welcome it. Death is not the "decaying" part of life. Death is that moment when you take your last look at everything around you, and that last breath of air you breathe in. Death is the moment your body shuts down, sometimes your eyes close, and your heart stops beating. Death is a horrible...yet seemingly wonderful... experience. A person can also be revived from death, usually by trained medical professionals.

I died twice in my car wreck over the summer.
My Grandma and Grandpa witnessed my death.

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death

Another name for mother in law

Robert (making love with her girfriend): Oh no here comes Death.

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to death

(adjective) To a great extent.

“I’m bored to death.”

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Deathing

Also: Deathin, DEATH

Adjective: To cause to die brutally in a video game or similar internet simulation, often by use of rocket launcher, explosives, pump action shotgun, or in the case of Aliens: Colonial Marines, with the acid traps set by Xenomorphs commonly referred to as loogies.

Noun: Exclamation shouted upon brutally or suddenly killing an opponent (or incidentally yourself) through violent means.

Adjective: Sir Locx spent all day deathig colonial marines with the Spitter. (or) I just deathed myself with that stupid helicopter on Grand Theft. (or) Deathin these idiots isn't even fun anymore. (or) Did you just death yourself? (or) Where were you last night? Deathing.

Noun: (Upon being blasted to pieces) DEATH!!!