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Good at cooking, taking care of his dogs, hard working, and overall funny guy. Terrible at taking selfies and doesn’t know how to smile for the camera.
Keith is such a great guy! Wish he knew how smile for a selfie.
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A really fat joint. Not to be confused with a blunt. A Keith is a joint that is about to bust out of the papers.
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An intelligent, tall, handsome, witty, thoughtful, sweet, strong, respectable, kind, patient, imaginative, ingenious, logical, motivated, balanced, responsible, helpful, open-minded, utterly kissable, well-travelled man with a great ass.
See also: Someone in whom's heart, thoughts and arms one wishes always to be <3 (Totally sappy. Deal.)
Friend #1: She's always talking about him.
Friend #2: I know. Even when she's not talking about him, you can tell she's thinking about him, because she's smiling real wide.
Friend #1: Well, he's a great guy! He's a real Keith!
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The name people use for Boyfriend from Friday Night Funkin'.
"his name isn't Keith"
"my life is a lie"
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A small person that is extremely adept to stealth,stamina and being ninja or be a person for moral guidance
Ex.1 Dude how can you sneak up on me you Keith.
Ex.2 thank you for listening to what i have to say,your such a Keith.
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In Left 4 Dead 2, he is the buddy of the survivor, Ellis. He grew up in Savanah with Ellis together, having all sorts of adventures, They were separated when the infection began, but Ellis still brags about his buddy Keith whenever he gets the chance.
Keith has supposedly survived these, as well as several other incidents, as explained by Ellis:
Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.
There is some speculation whether Keith is a real person or not.
"This one time, me and my buddy Keith..."
"Ellis, not the best time."
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