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Verb, "To monorail" - Sex act where two men stand facing each other with tips of erect dicks touching. One man moves his fist back and forth over both penises, from the base of his, to the base of his partner's, and so on. The fist is the monorail car, the touching dicks are the length of track.
"Dude... did you and James fuck yet?" "Naw, man. We did some monorailing, but that's about it."
Verb born from The Simpsons 4th season episode: "Marge vs. the Monorail". In which a con artist with vage background in monorail design and construction convinces the town of Springfield to give him a large sum of money to provide the humble town with a monorail service. Only to spend the minimum possible, scamming the town with a dangerous and flaky monorail so he can go away with the vast majority of the money he was given.
It's rarely used to describe a person or an entity that lives off of scamming small populations with fake or vage credentials, experience, recognition etc...
Cinephile- So the romanian town in which Borat was filmed were lied to and they weren't told that the main character would humiliate them and their children in front of god knows how many people.
Spimsons fan- Oh shit... So Sacha Baron went to that town to monorail it?
Cinephile- ... You're not even wrong!
Something that everyone seems to want, nobody agrees on how to do, and after many, many fruitless efforts simply cannot get done.
Damnit, I keep trying to get a water dispenser for the meeting areas at work... it must have been monorailed at the President's office, huh?
A elitist train costing $50 a month connecting 150000 100 story building in 2121
Let's make a 1000000 story building this generation so we can say the new marijuana is growing well? Who cares about fruit lick right? Worry about my Pogo stick! We're going to add a monorail.
when a man layes naked on his back while a woman - also naked - moves in such a manner that her pussy glides back and forth, up and down around the man’s dick, much like a monorail train glides on its single rail. Important to know that no penetration is involved in monorailing. Monorailing is made easier as the woman’s pussy gets wetter and wetter due to the friction and motion.
She wouldn’t let me bang her, but she was totally up for some monorailing.
Monorailing is a safer and enjoyable alternative to sex.
When 2 Guys touch dickheads. Link opposing pinkies (golf grip style) and stroke both shafts simultaneously in a shared push-pull method. Maintaining index and thumb pressure on there respective members .
Bro... I heard Chis and Braxton got drunk and did a Monorail.