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This is meant to bring the old phrase "in your face" into the 21st century. It is my belief that it is a clearer picture of the insult intended.
When OJ lost the civil suit the judge having handed down his sentence sumarized the corrected injustice of the criminal case by saying three simple words. "On your face."
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Anytime you hear a derogatory adjective, just come back with "just like your face"
Sally: what an ugly picture!
Bobby: yeah, just like your face!
Latisha: that is one shitty car.
Dante: just like your face!
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The opposite to being off your face - being a responsible person who isn't intoxicated and doesn't endeavor/manage to somehow detach themselves from their complexion. If you are this, then you are on your face.
'I watched a documentary on BBC2 last night and ate some biscuits, I was completely on my face.'
'I'm going to get completely on my face tonight. Perhaps I'll read a book.'
'I was perfectly aware of getting home last night - I must have been completely on my face!'
'You look very normal, you must be on your face.'
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An insult that is good at all times. Will usually result in a comeback that is impossible to counter against
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The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no
1. The uglyiest thing in the world
2. A great comeback
"EW today I saw the grossest thing... Know what it was?"
"Yeah, YOUR FACE!!!"
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Your face noun; - refers to a noun in a sentence; it is supposed to replace any noun in any sentence, towards somebody in perticular.
original statement: That looks like a bad accident...
revised statement: Your face looks like a bad accident...
Original statement: Where are they coming from?
revised statent: There on the corner of flamingo annndd, your face!
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