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A remark made when someone needs to move along, or to disregard an insignificant setback.
Jack: I got a 97 on my final, I'm so mad!
Beth: Tough toenails. You need to put on your big boy pants and get over it.
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When she has gone through the transition from man to woman and still has some penis left.
I met a trans girl today, she had a camel toenail that was bigger than mine.
Green toenails, often referred to as just GT, is something you dont want to have. just... if you have it... you are... well, most likely a woman who likes painting her nails, and quite frankly, just no. Dont paint your nails green... stop doing it istg.
She has the gross Green Toenails...
a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red
Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!
When you ran out of toilet paper and all you can do is break off your toe nails and scoop the shit out of your asshole.
Ben: Yo henry there is no more toilet paper
Henry: Just use the Romanian toenail technique dude.
Ben: alright thanks man!
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(v. gerund) A euphemism for really puking one's guts out to the max... major vomiting action.
See also: blowing lunch and barf meat.
Betty: Did you enjoy the party last night, Rob?
Rob: Yes, but I drank too much and I upchucked all night long.
Betty: So did I!!! I was blowing lunch until two o'clock this morning.
Rob: I'm sure I swallowed some barf meat.
Betty: Did it taste good?
Rob: Hell NO, bitch! What kind of pervert do you think I am?
Betty: Oh, I don't think you're a pervert, dude. I only asked because the baloney sandwich I had for lunch yesterday tasted better when I was tossing the toenails earlier this morning.
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A toenail, but on your dick though.
Are you gonna grow your dick toenail out for a Guinness World Record?
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