Toff

Toff is an amazing girl that has amazing qualities. She is funny, kind and warm hearted. When she is attracted to someone she becomes obsessed with them. She is addicted with the internet, as it makes her feel happy and excited. Her qualities makes her the most popular, and has a lot of friends. She can come across as a bitch sometimes, but that's how she is. Has an amazing figure, any boy would be lucky.

"Oh wow is that 'Toff!'?!

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Toff

a rather white haired chap by the name of soy

"My names soy and i'm a toff"

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Toff

To old for facebook

''Mum, you are way toff'

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Toff In Training

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.

'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training

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Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

Plastic toff

Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate

Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?

Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him

toff waffle

Posh persons bullshit

Rupert is spouting a load of toff waffle again