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Getting high by applying toothpaste to ones nipples. This is extremely unsafe and can result in inflammation of the nipple and even permanent dangerous blockage or mutilation. Extremely dangerous, do not attempt. Popularised by famous internet website "9gag."
"Yo Rae, Wanna go Toothpasting, I've got my webcam all ready to go."
"I dunno, isn't that stuff dangerous?"
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The squeezing dispersal of a solid out of a container through compaction.
The masseuse walking on my back caused some poop to toothpaste out of my butthole.
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Toothpaste is a game when two or more people go into separate rooms and masturbate. Who ever cums first shouts "toothpaste" and wins the game.
You can also text your friends to let them know that wherever they are, whatever they are doing. You were winning at toothpaste.
"John just sent me a text."
"What does it say?"
"Toothpaste."
"Gross."
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The act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.
Toothpasting is cheaper than smoking weed.
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Cocaine. Used by Shoestring of the Dayton Family in the track "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" from the F.B.I. album.
So if you ever wanna buck, nigga put it up
You got that toothpaste in yo safe and I'm a hit it up
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A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
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The act of rubbing toothpaste (mostly of the mint variety) on ones nipples to achieve an opium-like high.
Me - My Dad asked me where all of the toothpaste was this morning.
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!
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