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The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
I gave Rachel a stretch top hat last night and when it popped, my jizz was all over her hair.
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To defecate upon the hair or scalp upon another willing or unwilling participant.
I thought being tied up would be fun, but then she gave me a Detroit top hat! It got in my eyes!
When a guy shits into a styrafoam cup, places it upside down on top of a girls head, and smashes it down.
She wasnt dressed for the occasion, so Kenny gave her a Philadelphia top hat.
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When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
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When a woman sits on her partner and queefs in their face
I can't believe I gave Adam West an Alabama Top Hat!
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When a man takes home a woman who chose to wear a top hat out to a formal event. Right after she falls asleep, he ejaculates around the rim of the hat, then puts it back onto her head. When she wakes up and her hair has fused to the hat and protests, he simply pulls the hat down forcefully causing her head to pop out of the top of the hat, much like a turtle peeking his head out of his shell.
The bed didn't have any sheets so I couldn't Superman that hoe, but luckily I was able to still Turtle Top Hat her shit.
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1. (n.)Something so undeniabley woot that is reaches the wootness of owning/wearing a top hat.
2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.
3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.
1. Tina: How did you like the chimis from Rudy's?
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!
2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.
3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis
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