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Toronto Maple Leafs

Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)

*Random Strangers Meet*

1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! August 12, 2008

58๐Ÿ‘ 62๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Maple Leafs

A very bad hockey team situated in Toronto that hasn't made the playoffs in a very long time and make bums like Dion Phaneaf captain. It's ok though cause all the schmucks still give away their hard earned money to see this team play.

"Hey man the Toronto Maple Leafs are 4 and 0 so far!"
"Ya man that's sweet i'm gunna go buy some over priced merchandice cause of their great start to the season!"

by shaun7787 November 4, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Maple Leafs

The best team known in the existence of Hockey. All of those who doubt the Leafs obviously have no taste waht so ever.

Holy shit the Toronto Maple Leafs just won another game because they are the best hockey team ever.

by LeafsRunThisShit January 24, 2007

70๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto maple leafs

Trash af . Who ever heard of a team named after a leaf that is so intimidating and there blue cause they get chocked all the time. And the panthers will destroy them in every matchup . They booty.

Toronto Maple leafs are absolute booty

by shreckie lover 69 January 15, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Maple Leafs

The Best Team In The Nhl! <33 They are all So Talented Especially Joffrey Lupul and Phil kessel! They Will Win The stanley cup this season!!

OMG!! Did you see that amazing Goal by Joffrey lupul Last Night?
Yeah! The Toronto Maple Leafs Played Great!

by LeafsGirl!<3 October 7, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto MAPLE LEAFS

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE AGAINST BOSTON 2013. LOSERS SINCE 1967. NO LEAFS NO. CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP. LEAFS SUCK

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS SUCK

by iejfiwkrfjhriofrjhkldks March 21, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016