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The act of taking an unholy shit whilst standing in a sinful manner. An example of such a stance is on a 90 degree angle and your torso on a 165 degree angle, to ‘pop your ass out’ to not Become contaminated by the shit. Include a tongue sticking out.
James “Dude, are you standing while shitting?!”
Calvin “Yeah man, it’s the devil’s totem”
Scrotum totem- The totem (or pole) of your scrotum
its basically your dick, penis, cock, etc.
Example:
PAY HOMAGE TO THE SCROTUM TOTEM!
(in this usage the speaker is asking for a blow job)
Example2:
My scrotum totem has been erected.
(in this usage the speaker is say he has a hard on)
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When at least five gay (or curious) guys watch a movie on a couch and enter each other by sitting on one another's laps. Being the bottom of the totem pole is the straightest position, whereas the top is the gayest. Basically a vertical train.
Hey guys, lets watch wanted with no pant on... TOTEM POLE, I get to be bottom!
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The act of pooping, where a single log of poop touches the bowl of the toilet while still attached to the anus.
Johnny was in the bathroom stall when all of a sudden he yelled out 'TOTEM POLE' after having accomplished the mega log from butt to bowl in 1 piece.
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'mate I am totem poles gunna shit myself if I eat anymore barley'
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This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.
Cannot shapeshift at all
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To engage in cunnilingus while one person straddles another, standing person.
Because I totem poled Jane last night, I am washing the hand prints off the ceiling.
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