towes

the blood that comes at the end of your menstrual cycle. a little bit shit brown in colour, sometimes has an acidy feel. named for vic towes,(pronounced taves) canada's current public safety minister.

" i'm sorry, i can't fuck you today, i've got the towes and i just don't feel sexy. "

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tow

Your significant other and dependents (children). People with whom an individual is responsible for or to, immediate family. In the tone of ;ball and chain'.

Sever your tow for one nite and show your boys you're still da man.

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tow.

Towards

Motivation for and adv. of going tow. & disadvantages not to is for all that glitters is not gold as verbs & nouns matching with same letters i.e. all that attracts are not alchemic magnets;
Uncomsg. Picking up fruit dream, Finding & accumulating things dream; Words finally not accepted z Mint, parsley, honey, ginger and garlic; thus having deviated off the topic tow. discrepancy.

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Tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro

A shorter way to say "that's totally inappropriate". Only complete losers use the horrid slang.

"Did you see what she did? What a whore."
"Yeah, that was tow-tow-in-a-pro-pro."
"Did you seriously just say that? I should stab you in the jugular."

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tow

Slang word for a hot chick.

"oh my god your sister is tow"

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tow-in gate

A "tow-in gate" is an airplane gate where a tow tractor is required to pull planes to a gate before the passengers can leave the plane, usually either because the pilot can't safely maneuver to it or because the jet blast would cause a high risk to nearby equipment or personnel.

Damn it, we can't get off this plane for another hour, because we arrived at a tow-in gate!

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Flipping the tow

When a tow truck company or a vehicle storage facility changes a status of a tow from "non-consent" (ie, initiated by law enforcement) to "consent" status. The practical effect of doing so is that it allows the tow truck company or the vehicle storage facility to get around laws which limit how much they can charge for their services.

Car owner: Hey - this tow was only supposed to cost me 85 bucks, so why are you giving me a bill for $300?

Tow truck/storage facility owner: Look here - you signed this form flipping the tow to a consent tow. Which means you consented to paying whatever I charge you.