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Montgomery township, is quite possibly one of the most boring towns in all of existence, and although the people are pretty decent, you won't like it unless you like dull suburbs with the nearest town (or shop) being out of biking distance. All the parks are deserted, and even the huge bazillion acre Montgomery Park is rarely populated. There is a elementary school (Orchard hill), a higher elementary school (Village Schools), a lower middle school (5-6) (LMS (Lower Middle School), an upper middle school (7-8) (UMS (Upper Middle School), and a huge high school. A lot of the kids are pretty chill although a lot try to act tough and/or ghetto. Bordering princeton, that is often the most fun local hangout spot, although someones parent needs to give a ride. There are complexes that are a pain to navigate through such as Pike Run, and Cherry Valley. Cherry valley is like the opposite of pike run, and those who think they live in pike run think they are badass and/or ghetto. If you live in cherry valley then you will get a $200 fine for leaving your soccer ball out on your lawn. (exaggeration, but not by too much.) If you move to belle mead you are REALLY unlucky, but if you move to skillman or princeton then you are fine, as you are within walking/biking distance of your friends houses.
Person 1: Yo dude lets chill with some other peeps in Montgomery Township
Person 2: Can your parents drive us?
Person 1: Naww, but we can walk, right?
Person 2: No we can't. We live in Belle Mead.
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A small quiet town next to the ghetto of Sterling heights and Clinton Township where drugies roam free.....the po po stop all black people driving in Macomb Township. A township filled with the rich. you wish you could live here, but we're glad you dont because you too poor. we drive our expensive cars, wear our expensive clothing and snort only THEE finest cocaine.
Andy: "so where do you live"
Josh: "Macomb Township"
Andy: "oh cool! wanna hang out"
Josh: "Ummm...well you see i would, but umm im too rich for you"
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A piece of shit place where everyone's a phony.
Why the hell would anyone want to go to Ocean Township?
Home of the gayest PIGS in the country. Since CT has one of the lowest crime rates in the country the CTPD has nothing better to do but pull over young kids and search them for drugs. Every cop is looking for the next big drug bust. Cops have even been suspected of planting drugs on kids and demanding sexual favors from girls. Some even have sex with North Hunterdon High School students and spread Genital Herpes around the school. If you can avoid CT then by all means do so.
On a brighter note, its home of some of the best public schools in the country. All Blue Ribbon awarded but it is not the best place to raise children. See: Hunterdon County
If your driving past 10 o'clock in Clinton Township and your under 25 and are with friends prepare to be pulled over, grilled with questions, taken out of the car and searched. Not really sure why you would drive around past 10 since there is nothing to do in that town but whatever...
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A sprawled-out, over-populated, and extremely congested suburban community located in Monmouth County on the Jersey Shore, sandwiched between West Long Branch, Eatontown, Asbury Park, Tinton Falls, and Deal. While the town has some diversity, it is mostly full of spoiled upper-middle-class kids who drive their parent's cars and can't handle themselves at parties. A lot of the guys who live here are loud-mouth pussies who talk a lot of shit, and mostly all the girls are skanks. In the summertime, the neighboring shore communities of Deal and West Long Branch attract an unwelcomed seasonal migration of bennies, specifically wealthy Syrian Jews from Brooklyn, Staten Island, and Manhattan. They greatly increase the ammount of traffic congestion and car accidents in Ocean Township during the summer, because they are just about the worst drivers imaginable. Anyone who has driven in Ocean Township in the summertime knows to watch out for that Mercedes Benz S550 with New York plates going 25 mph in a 40 mph zone, because they are about to get over to the left to make a sweeping right turn at 4 mph without using their turn signal and while talking on the phone. But by far the worst thing about Ocean Township is the overly-funded, overly-equipped police force that patrols the town in mass numbers, hunting for opportunities to meet their quotas and raise revenue to help patch up the multi-billion dollar budget deficit of the State of New Jersey. Instead of fighting crime, this self-righteous suburban police force of almost 100 officers spends the day racking up tickets for traffic violations and other minor offenses that no one gives a fuck about. They mostly prey on the 15-25 age group, indifferent to the fact that most of these young people are children of tax-paying home-owners. In municipal court on Tuesday mornings, you'll probably run into at least ten people you know; and count on paying at least several hundred dollars worth of ser-charges to the state. Fuck this place. Why the hell did my family decide to live here?
Dave, Tom, Jen, and Heather got arrested in Ocean Township cause they got in a car crash with a benny on route 35 and then the cops searched their car and found a bag of weed in the trunk.
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Ocean Township. There are many words that can decribe Ocean TWP, but the best one is GAY. Ocean is filled with shitty people, and traffic. The Police in ocean are biased mother fuckers, and everyone talks about eachother. Ocean has its fair share of Jocks, Gangsters, Assholes, Wannabees, and whatever else. but the main point is that most EVERYONE IS A BITCH! Most of the people in ocean will rat on you, and then brag about it to to thier buddys. There are a very few people in ocean that are cool, and noone has good drugs. Ocean's claim to fame is lillte 90lb girls who drink a bottle of everclear and go to the hospital.
Hey man you want to go to Ocean Township, nah man i dont want to be ratted out, and arrested.
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The absolute most piece of shit school district in all of America. Honestly if you are a parent and reading this. Ocean is a place with douchebag children who literally fuck the teachers and don’t even get in trouble. I’d rather slam my tounge in a car door than go back to that shit place. All the white people think they are hard because they have a single black friend. Honestly fuck ocean and anyone affiliated with it. Also fuck OTF, you guys haven’t been good since Kenny Pickett and Tyler Thompson left your pathetic crap of a school. Ocean is bully central of New Jersey with the most sluts and attention whores I’ve ever seen on the fucking planet. God damn no wonder so many people leave this fucking place.
Oh, you go to Ocean Township? Damn that’s ass, I heard they have a gang in their school.
Damn, I heard people get jumped in the hallways at Ocean Township.
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