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One who sits on the couch all Sunday long watching his fantasy football stat tracker while ocassionally glancing up to actually watch the NFL games. He is doing nothing but drinking beer, eating snacks and getting fatter. His or her (see sports spy for "her") gear includes wireless internet, laptop, beer, big screen TV and sometimes friends. Friends are optional because they will cut into your stat tracker watching.
Closet Fat tracker: Hey man, lets go to the bar and watch the game.
Fat tracker: Do they have WIFI?
Closet Fat tracker: What's WIFI? (he knows what WIFI is and that this particular bar does not have it)
Fat Tracker: Nah, lets watch the game here.
Closet Fat tracker: That's lame...there are no chics here.
Fat tracker: Uhh...Ummm...the A/C repair guy is scheduled to repair my...Uhh..A/C between the hours of 12:00 pm and 10:30 pm..so I need to be here.
Closet Fat tracker: Sounds Good!
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Someone who tracks the outfit your wore either the day before or in the same week.
Origin: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Ryan, you wore those pants yesterday. Don't be an Outfit-tracker Tyler.
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The poor man's Jeep.
He is rollin in the Geo Tracker like it's stylin.
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These are men who spend a lot of time tracking a female to find out if she is a whore. He has built up his knoledge of females to spot if a girl is just a cock tease, or if indeed she is a boomerang whore, and therefore he already knows if the girl is worth any of his time and money. Usually these men are found in offices and it is their female workers that they are "Whore Tracking".
Seth: I've been checking out Sandra from accounts for two weeks and I don't know if I could get some sex with her. What do you think, you are apparently the best "Whore Tracker" in the city.
Barnaby: I've been "Whore Tracking" Sandra for a week now, and she is definately ripe for sex, she would be on top of you in a matter of minutes, just ask her to dinner and you are guaranteed a lay.
Seth: Thats great! I'll ask her round to my place on Tuesday, thats when my wife is at weight watchers.
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A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.
"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"
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Crabs that hide in the crack of your ass all day, and then when you're asleep they track shit all over your stomach.
Man, I need a shower, those tracker crabs got shit all over me.
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The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.
Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008