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To ask for for identification for a mumbled sentence or a clearer definition of what is being said to you.
(1) Melissa: So you know when a box is a circle, and a circle is a triangle?
Abby: Google translate?
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(2) Jordon: *grumble grumble grumble*
John: Google translate?
Jordon: I hate my life.
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"I'm a safe girl", she murmured, "as she slipped a condom on me." It was translated french-but great!
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One who translates jschlatt's tweets and replies to their own language, varying from spanish schlatt, to enchantment table schlatt.
Person 1: "Have you seen the schlatt translators on SMPtwt"
Person 2: "Yes, they won't stop flooding schlatt's tweets!"
Smartass Translate is Basicly Google Translate Because it knows every single shit so now you can go away.
I will be using Smartass Translate to cheat in my exam
When a person, normally consisting of African American descent makes an incomprehensible statement which is then later revised into a sentence that is much more clear and reasonable to understand.
Black Guy: yo im tight as a mofo
White Translation: I am doing great sir. Thanks for asking.
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The maximum alcohol blood level that you could still manage to work under its influence, or tolerate translating documents.
A: Have you finished this half JD alone?!
B: And I'm still working. I have a high translation proof.
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A web translator that gets it's job done, but can sometimes give you some questionable results.
You can get these by typing in things like:
1. two or three letters over and over (aoaoaoaoao)
2. phonetic letters
3. long sentences
Person 1: Hey man! I just learned some Japanese!
Person 2: Then say something.
Person 1: Ok! ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ fufufufu...
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: From here it's just two miles to the hotel that has been refurbished.
Person 2: Were you screwing with Google Translate again?