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When the woman is giving a man a blow job and he decides to urinate in her mouth in the process; she then takes the urine/semen mixture and spits it out onto the man's gen's (genitalia) to create a warm sensation for him; she then licks it back up into her mouth and, using her fingers and a funnel, drizzles it into the man's anus. It is called the K Town Triathlon because it originated in K Town, UT and has three main stages.
Last night, me and my woman decided to get really kinky and we tried out the warmly refreshing K Town Triathlon.
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When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.
Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.
A threesome.
Me: my girlfriend offered to do a triathlon tonight: me, her, and her twin that I never met before!
Friend: awesome dude, no worries her brother is such a nice guy!
A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.
Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?
My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!
Passing a bong, joint and a cigarette between three people and each member smokes all the time. (3 sports like in a triathlon.)
a 3-part endorphin boosting activity which involves running, swimming and general merrymaking (see related: libations, burgers, karaoke, dance-offs).
'Dude, I did the Hippie Triathlon yesterday. My endorphins were buzzzzzzzzin'
Person 1: 'Did you hear about the Hippie Triathlon?'
Person 2: That Outdoor Voices event?
Person 1: Yea, it's, like, the chillest way to get your endorphin rush.
A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
Tim is such a "Triathlon Cunt".