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When a man with one testicle and a man with two testicles simultaneously expose their sacks to another person.
yo Tony lets give Mike the good old tripod
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When a certain individual of yours that should be male has a third leg (Large Penis) also know as a tripod because of the mass and weight and velocity swell as how viscous it can be. The Bigger the tripod the bigger the nut milk. People with a tripod can hold them selfs up with it alone with assistance from its other legs { an example would be Squidward tenticals}.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: Hey man how are you holding yourself up??
Tripod man Dante: I'm using my tripod to hold my self up, my guy.
Person Without Big Dick Energy Andrew: But how can you do such a thing . That is deadass impossible!
Tripod Man Dante: Well nigga it is because I got the BIGGEST DICK ENERGY OUT THERE.
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"You see that guy over there"
"yea why"
"They call him the tripod"
"why?"
"its because his dick is massive"
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When two lesbians with COPD scissor.
Last night the girl I was fucking wanted to try tripoding.
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When your dick becomes so large that it looks as if you have an extra leg.
"Wow that guy has a third leg!"
"No bro, thats a tripod."
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One of the coolest girls you will ever meet
"Hey look its that girl tripod, i wish i was friends with her"
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tripod monopod stringer cameraman news photog
Stringer: “We sent in professional tripoded footage to the news stations”
Tripodding is the act of standing or wedging a phone on an erect penis so it is facing the desired way in order to take hands free selfies/ video calls
“My hands are hurting I’ll call later Chloe”
“Do some tripodding Josh it’s hands free”