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Main Entry: Miss Tubby Tubby
Function: Noun
:A beast of an African American woman usually found in rundown sections of any city (AKA "The Ghetto").
TEETH: A Tubby has large gap between the two front teeth large enough to guage bricks.
LEGS AND FEET: Covered by stretch marks, Tubby legs are rife with cellulite around the hip and thigh area. The kankles are covered with Varicose veins, and the feet look white and powdery. The toe nails are yellowed and heavily infected with fungus.
SENSES:A Tubby is very adept at sensing who has money, and who is willing to mate. It has been rumored that during ovulation, a Tubby can sniff out a hoggin' male at over a mile.
SOCIAL BEHAVIOR:Tubbies are personable, but have been known to stomp Pimp skiny crack heads to death.
ATTIRE:4" fuck me heels, loud shirt, spandex shorts, and splash glitter on the face. The makeup used on the face is the spitting image of Mimi Bobeck.
REPRODUCTION:A Tubby will mate with any male large enough to throw her about in the bedroom, and any man small enough that she is able to strong arm.
HUNTING:May be legally taken, but it's strictly on a catch and release basis.
EFFECTS ON THE ENVIRONMENT:Since they will readily mate with anything, they have begun to spread into the suburbs. Serious attempts have been made via The Welfare Office to spay them. However, this has been met with strong Congressional opposition.
*Note, Tubby's lines will be written phonectically in bubonics.
1. Tubby: Dayhum why boy, yo shur got a nice ass
white boy: (no words, he just gives a quizzical stare.)
Tubby: Whahsh yo naymuh why boy?
White boy: Mike
Tubby: Oh Missa Mike yaw shaw are cute. You can call me Miss Tubby Tubby.
Whiteboy: (Thinks to self, hum, so they really do exist!)
2. White man riding with Tyrone:
white man: What the fuck is that? It's too short to be sasquatch!
Tyrone: Dat's Miss Tubby Tubby.
White boy: I've heard about those things, and man, they're as nasty as they say!
Tyrone: Yea, but she sho can fuck!
3. Tubby Tubby math.
Professor: When solving for X, what's the answer to the following equation? C2H5OH(X*Whiteboy) + 9 months = Miss Zubby Zubby (hint C2H5OH is alcohol in common language)
Student: X=Miss Tubby Tubby
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bryan a fat person that hates to be called tubby
also a white person who is poor
stop denieing ur fat tubby its ok we still love you
tubby even if you had money i wouldnt go out with you lol
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1. A former tax accountant whose pitiful existence is spent flogging ATMs to convenience stores and bowlos in South East Queensland.
2. Of or pertaining to Paul Heick.
I gotta get me some C-notes from that machine Tubby installed.
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Female breasts exposed thru the television medium
Halle berry's tubbies looked great in swordfish
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The Word Tubby is Slang for 'Tub Slut'. The name originated around 2010, 'Tubby' is widely known as or used to describe a person (Mostly Females), who goes from Dealer to Dealer and has sexual intercourse with them, and in return they pay her with an amount of methamphetamine.
Even know all the Dealers know she's a 'tubby' they still fuck her when she wants a 'taste'.
mate 1- 'She's such a tubby, i wonder whose tub she'll jump into next.'
mate 2- 'haha tubby, just wanting a taste.'
"sharing is caring, and addiction shows commitment" 'says the local tubby"
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a very cute and sexy girl who looks like a stick but satiracally is called tubby
miss emily dean aka tubbilicious is tubby
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