Girare come la merda nei tubi

Typical of the labronic area (Leghorn, Tuscany), means literally "To wander like the shit in the pipes". It is used when you realize to waste your time in doing something or, as well, when you have lot of things to do in different places of the town (offices, market....)

Mi tocca girare come la merda nei tubi per cercare un parcheggio!
(It is very difficult to find a park for my car!)

Hooks Tuby

A way of saying "Good thankyou" in code for no apparent reason and no one around you will know what it means because it has almost no likness to 'Hooks Tuby' (Clever eh?)

Friend: Hey mate how are you?
You: Hooks Tuby :)
Friend: ....
You: ....