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Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.
Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.
Essentially it is the same as tittie fucking. Just as the tig boat woild smash the hulls of stalled boats, the cock would ram the tits repeatly.
Look at those tits. I'd love to give her the ole Tug Boat.
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When a large or ugly girl drags a chain of her hot friends through a crowd in a club.
Dude those girls we were talking to were so hot. Too bad there friend was tug boating.
Look at this girl tug boating her friends around.
Guys know this happens all the time in the club its everywhere. There is always that one chick thats dragging the rest of her friends around or away from others guys.
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Sexual intercourse with a female who has a ponytail that involves the tugging of said ponytail while fucking her in the ass and stimulating her vagina with a turkey baster filled with Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.
Dude don't use that baster I did the old tug boat captain with Bre last night.
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When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.
Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.
A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.
His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia
Represents being cool.
Can be used as a verb as in something being Tug Boat (cool) or as a noun being the oneness of cool or awesome.
Nate: Man I saw you from all the way overthere! You ain't even Tug Boat!
Mike: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
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