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Turkish Tune-Up

Scam involving a service which cannot be readily verified upon completion. Example: charging to tune up a vehicle but not completing the work. Sometimes the con will involve receipts or items that appear to indicate the work was completed such as empty boxes for items that were โ€œinstalledโ€

Dude. I think that gipsy did a Turkish tune-up to my car it still runs like trash

by Functional Derelict August 21, 2018


Detroit Tune-up

When you put gasoline in your hand, light it on fire and proceed to jack someone off as fast as you can.

My balls had been sitting too long and really needed a Detroit Tune-up.

by Weebu4laifu February 28, 2020


Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. Heโ€™s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021


Asian Tune Up

When one adds Jasmine rice to a non Asian meal thus creating a combination of the two cultures.

I felt that three sausages wasn't enough so I gave an Asian Tune Up.

by SquampaPJ October 9, 2010

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Tonka Tune Up

This expression is commonly used when someone is out of line or acting incredibly stupid

Jack: Geeze, Bryan, you're so friggin' stupid and retarded.
Bryan: I think someone needs a tonka tune up.

by Alto December 28, 2005

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Chinese Tune Up

On older vehicles with carburetors, it was the act of "rev-ing" the engine and jamming your palm over the inlets of the carburetor, thus freeing up any debris from the vacuum it creates.

Before taking it to the mechanic, Bill gave the engine in his car a Chinese Tune up to see if it would remedy the problem.

by toronto_nick December 21, 2010

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queen city tune up

Placing a butt plug in while you give head to a male and receive head from his girl friend.

"Hey Rachael,how was your night?" "It was great,just tried my first queen city tune up and it was amazing!"

by Rco22 April 8, 2017