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The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
Mary was turding on her way to work
1. A piece of excrement coming from the anal area, which can be shaped in the form a tube, log, curvy tube, or squigly tube.
2. An insult meaning someone stinks, they are a complete douche, or just some word said to relieve the verbal speaker of stress.
3. Children/Slang = Poop coming from an organism or a filthy person.
1. Person 1 : Dude I just dropped a deuce on my neighbors yard and in the toilet.
Person 2 : Lemme see, hey wait a minute, thats you dropped a squigly turd!
2. Rigby : Is more boring than your face?
Mordecai : I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face?
Rigyby : Is it more boring than my fist in your face! You turd!
Mordecai : Your a turd!
Rigby : No, your a turd!
Mordecai : Your the turd!
Both : *Struggle and fight*
Pops : Mordecai, Rigby, stop! We can aalll be turds.
3. Kindergarter : Ewww that cow made a turd.
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Turd is an acronym for Toyota Urban Racing Development. Toyota was all set to stamp TURD on the side of their trucks in an attempt to make trucks more appealing to city dwellers, hence urban and racing being part of the logo. Just prior to shipping the trucks to the US Toyota learned what turd ment in english, so now their trucks are stamped TRD. Urban has been left out.
Hey did you see that new Toyota truck? It's a TURD!
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Turd, n.
1. A piece of excrement originating from a mammal by means of defecation. A turd is characterized by a homogeneous light brown colour.
Turd is the word dirt phonetically backwards. Turds are often dirty.
T UR D --> D UR T
2. A short form of the word "bastard".
The word 'tard was already in use as a short form for the word "retard", so the soft "a" sound in bastard was changed to a "u", forming "turd".
1. Look! A fresh, steaming turd!
"...an excellent party, Geoffery, but there's a giant turd in the punch bowl."
2. You are a 'tarded 'turd.
You stupid 'turd! Your mother is a whore!
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“Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder”
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
On Inauguration Day 2017, the fragile & hypocritical Libtarded Snowflakes suffering from "TURD” had a colossal & historic meltdown when watching President Trump become America's 45th. President. Most comical & amusing, yet at the same time sad.
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You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
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A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.
Kevin was at a party and was dancing like a turd trying to break dance YESSSSSSSSSS.
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