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A vagina that has been pounded so hard during sexual intercouse, generally over a prolonged period of time, that the inner and outer labias become red, inflamed, and swollen, giving off the effect that the vagina has indeed been turned inside out.
Damn, Gina, that guy last night pounded me so hard he left me with a turned out pussy. Thank God I wasn't the only girl on the chain wax.
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the lamest and oldest joke in history. A dumbass cartoon character says this when something or someone happens to cover their eyes.
Asshole: I’m going to be a bitch and cover your eyes *does that*
Idiot: hey who turned out the lights???🤓
Me: He just covered your eyes, dumbass you know what he did.
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what men say to others when asked why they is no longer in a relationship. the man knows she broke up with him. But in a attempt to keep his pride intact he says. "turns out she's crazy"
other guy: Hey bro your face book says your single. what happened?
Guy: we broke up, Turns out she's Crazy
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Movie made in in the late 80s, available for free on most free on demand channels on dish and cable. Plots features 2 cops, one of which is the main character, who is fucking his cop-buddys wife of which there is one scene of a barn-fuck and then the criminals who had escaped from jail kill both the mistress and the cop buddy and hold hostage the family of our hero.
Faced with a dilemma and out of bullets, he resorts to going to the shed where he pulls out his bow and arrow, welds a mask and body armour out of a shovel's head and proceeds to dominate the said criminals in a robin hood style matchup.
bob- Man i watched Don't turn out the light last night
sally- any good?\
bob- nah, it was terrible, unless you want a softcore porno, and even then its not very good.
sally- then why did you watch it?
bob- it was free on my ondemand channel.
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To get dark tinted windows on your car, truck, SUV, etc. You can also have the lights dimmed if the tint job is not quite as dark
Man with that tint job you can't see nothin out tha windows....fool looks like he had his lights turned out in there!
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the act of anal misshapenness by reaching the two thumb fingers of one in to another's rectum. then taking the other eight fingers rolling the butt hole outwards.
also known as rolling a doughnut, the Patric Swazy, and the pottery wheel.
hat turned out as in the way a magic hat, or the seen in ghost wear Patric Swazy is at the pottery wheel.
go get your hat turned out... and and then you cant walk right.
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To defile a once innocent girl into a prostitute. To turn a young God fearing girl into a ravenous ball draining cock-sucking whore.
A PImp Named Slickback had to turn her out after he met her at Sunday mass.
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