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Australian army slang for a member of the Armoured Corps.
"I see the turret-heads have gotten their toy bogged down once again."
"Typical."
A person who sits inside of a turret in Planetside (or another game) and TKs his teammates.
Wake is a gigantic douchebag because all he ever does is be a Turret Camper and wank it to Wendy's chili ads.
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A disorder where the infected person is usually clumsy, yet has brief moments of superstar hand-eye coordination.
Regular person: "Dude, how'd you catch that apple? That was insane!"
Infected person: "Man, I don't know. I must have Reflexes Turrets or something."
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When a woman can not control her mouth in relation to her emotions.
My wife developed Bitch Turrets when she found out I was banging her sister.
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When you have the gift of uncontrollabe humor. It just comes and you say it out loud no matter who cares.
Where do you come up with that funny shit?? I don't have a clue, I guess it is from my Pop. It just comes to me and without thinking I blert it out... It's got me in trouble more then once before. I think it must be a form of comidic turrets.
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Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.
He brings out my texting turrets.
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A condition characterized by frequent and uncontrollable urges to smack/grab/pinch or otherwise interact with butts.
He was quite offended that I pinched his ass until I calmly explained I had butt-turrets.
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