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A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.
Random Guy says:
"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"
"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says
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This is when a 'Tic Tac' (sweet candy) is place inside the fore skin (turtle neck) and gently rolled around, hopefully getting some smegma on it. You then proceed by giving this tic tac to a victim without him/her knowing. It is important that you inform them after they have eaten it.
Aww dude, that guy just ate a turtle neck tac.
or
In Berlin Jmal ate a turtle neck tac...ewwww.
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when you are going down on a chick and she has a turtle head that pokes you in the neck, and you start to sweat because you are afraid of being shit on
The man was not expecting to wear a turtle neck sweater that evening.
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That awkward feeling you get when a guy or girl tries too hard to come onto you. Usually caused by excessive unreturned flirting, messaging, or facebook status comments.
The following is a sequence of events
Text Conversation
Guy: Hey girl, want to come chill at my place tonight?
Girl: Can't. I have plans.
Guy: It's cool. Maybe tomorrow.
(No Response)
(Later that night)
Girl: Posts attractive facebook picture.
Guy: OMG <3 <3
(Even Later)
Girl: Post a status saying "Had an amazing time with the girls tonighttt! :) :)"
Guy: posts a comment saying "Wish I was there <3"
At this point the girl should be feeling major Turtle Neck Tension(TNT).
Example Sentence: That guy was giving me so much TNT last night!
Noun. A slang term for a circumcised penis. "One Eyed" refers to the single hole in the penis. "Turtle Neck" refers to the resemblence of a circumcised penis to a turtle neck shirt. "Bandit" refers to the sneakiness of a penis in sliding into a vagina.
My One Eyed Turtle Neck Bandit slid in and out before she knew it.
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jerking off, pulling a load off
I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.
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Another word for "penis."
Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...