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turtlenecking

The act of farting on a girl while she's giving you head.

I gave the girl a turtlenecking so rank it turned her hair orange.

by wo0tage August 4, 2005

12πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Turtlenecking

To deliberately and surreptitiously cause defect to a prophylactic with the aspiration to impregnate or be impregnated as a result of ulterior motives.

Freg: Hey Sturbs, did you hear Hobbie knocked up Waura?
Hason: No way! What are they going to do?
Freg: Well, I think her family has crazy money.
Hason: That turtlenecking sonofabitch!

by Grego Antony Bater March 4, 2010

5πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Turtleneck

Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.

"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"

Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.

by Dick Changler September 12, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Turtleneck

Someone who portrays themselves as a business person but lacks the required skills or resources to be one. A β€˜suit’ wannabe.

We tried to negotiate with him but it became clear after he couldn’t fulfill his end of the deal that he was just a turtleneck.

Man that dude is such a turtleneck he’d probably show up at a black tie gala wearing one.

by SlowAsMolasses March 5, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


turtleneck

when you rip off the top of a condom so it is just covering your shaft, while the head gets free reign to bust a nut anywhere. typically used to maximize pleasure and plant your seed without the girl's consent.

"I turtlenecked that bitch last night dog. Planted that seed no doubt!"

by The Greek Gods April 17, 2007

29πŸ‘ 137πŸ‘Ž


Turtleneck

To wrap one's hands around the opponent's neck, simulating that the opponent is wearing a choking turtleneck

Cuz if you step one closer imma turtleneck yo ass!-random stylish thug

by TurtleneckSupreme April 28, 2016

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Turtleneck

A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.

Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.

by Awes0me_sauCe February 6, 2016

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