TW

TW- twat waffle

A verb you can say to people as an insult or a joke. Most British people use this word but its hilarious to say to other people. If you are stuck in traffic and the person be hide you is honking show them the middle finger ans say "shove it twat waffle!"

"Alex stop being a fucking twat waffle and give me my phone back!"

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Tws

That’s what’s up

Aarona:hey wyd
Emma:nun just Coolin
Aarona: Tws

TW

(Acronym for Tumble-Weed) - Derived from motion pictures and TV sitcoms where the exposure of one's social imcompetencies is met by looks of silenced despair. One may hear the fall of a pindrop or the silent howl of the wind during these painful few seconds.

(At a party which isnt exactly 'going off')
Person A:"Yeah... so how 'bout those ducatis eh?"
Person B: "Yeah...."
(Tumbleweed rolls by)
- jesus spaz

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TWS

"TWS"- otherwise known as "Trump Worship Syndrome", is a condition in which a person suffers from an inability to see any fault or flaw, no matter how true, in Donald J. Trump.

It is the polar opposite of "TDS", Trump Derangement Syndrome.
A person with TWS seemingly swapped Jesus Christ for Trump without even realizing it.
There is a spectrum of TWS ranging from slight to severe.
They seem to be hypnotized and delusional.
Mental gymnastics are their favorite sport.
No matter what he does that contradicts the reasons they voted for him, they fabricate a reason, say it's part of his plan to take down the deep state criminals, and use it for justification.

I would go on..but honestly, my mind can't even fathom and come up with the kind of

twisted, delusional insanity that these people believe and belt out.

*BREAKING NEWS*
Donald Trump just shot an unidentified man in the middle of 5th Avenue!
Person with TWS: "He's playing 4D chess, you need to trust the plan and have faith in the God Emperor.
Trump is our savior.

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TW

A shorthand and more discreet way of saying "That's what she said. "

"Is that all there is to eat? "
TW.

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/tw

Trigger warning :)
• Used when you’re about to talk on a sensitive topic, or generally just looking out for people with certain triggers for anxiety and/or phobias.

— /tw abuse, PTSD

— /tw thalassophobia, the ocean

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TW

TOTALLY WORTH

Going skateboarding is TW!
As in going skateboarding is TOTALLY WORTH doing!
TW when describing planning or doing something that's TOTALLY WORTH doing

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