twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

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twatted

Hit extremely hard / Beat up

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

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twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

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twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

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TWATS

Members of The Woolwich Arsenal Travellers Society

A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.

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twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

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Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

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