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When you like an average looking girl (girl A) with a hotter best friend (girl B) and you admit it to girl B and she tells you that girl A thinks of you as only a friend, but she (girl B) did like you, but now that she knows you have feelings for girl A, she wont go out with you.
I missed two birds with one stone, now I have an extreme case of blue balls.
Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
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putting ones testicals into a girls anus and then masturbating then ejaculating onto her back.
man me n this female where getting down, next thing i know i was copping two in one
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To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds
Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
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Getting two things done at once.
We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can
'plant two trees with one seed'.
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To complete two things in one action.
One solution to two problems.
Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.
Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.
Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!
accomplishing two tasks at one time.
Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."