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One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.
Typically one who remains abstinent.
Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
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Discreet public inquiry for homosexual sex and/or anonymous aid with "the stranger" - also known as a Dutch Rudder.
When my friend, Nick, ordered a "grande mocha half caff two pumps no whip" today, the barista knew exactly what he was talking about and offered to give him extra foam!
The act of jerking off so many times in one day that you can no longer get hard. Then you jerk your softie and right before you bust you cram your dick up your own ass and blow a load in it.
Yesterday at the gas station I put 10 on pump two
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A term for using two hands when holding a gun
If you make me mad I might two hand the pump
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Sort of like “two pump chump” (only lasts two pumps before finishing during intercourse) but after Stormy Daniels detailed testimony, it’s clear that the defendant needed a new nickname as he loves to apply them to others, unwittingly. It’s just fair, funny and it fits.
“Donald laid on top of me, pumped twice, finished, rolled over and fell asleep! He’s a two-pump Trump which is similar to a two-pump chump but more orange.