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A person who types like this
Hi I Am A Person Who Loves Cats And Guinea Pigs And I Hate Dogs
Why are people such Capital Typers?
People who type their own name into urban dictionary and waste time reading a billion definitions about their name that other people wrote, which is a complete waste of time, especially when the name Tim has the same definition as the name Melissa and most likely goes something like this: "Melissa is the smartest, most gorgeous person there is who will always make you laugh, and she is definatly good in the sack." These said people then post these definitions in their facebook status and tell their friends to go look thier names up also.
Person 1: "oh man so funny you should go look your name up in urban dictionary, its hysterical, I just looked my own name up"
Person 2: "you are such a "Name-Typer"...."
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When you are chatting online with IM or in a game or IRC or anything, and you respond to 2 different messages with the same thing in a row.
Buddy: I edited that out to fit
Me: hehe
Buddy: was a good fall though
Me: hehe
Me: Oh shit
Buddy: TD!
Me: Crap
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Literally the worst insult you can imagine. Saying this will end someone's career in one blow. They (and their bloodline) will have no employment opportunities and will likely die from the roast. Saying this is the easiest way to induce mass genocide.
"Hey man, I bought some bepis, do you--"
"STFU, you're just a hunt and peck typer."
---Has an aneurysm and dies---
adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM
i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel
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n. One who closes one eye in an attempt to to use a computer, laptop or cell phone keyboard more efficiently while extremely intoxicated. ,
John: Ah shit! I am locked out of my computer!
Bill: What happend? Did someone try to guess your password last night when we were wasted?
John: I doubt it, I am a third generation sniper-typer.
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When you type so often that you begin to write out common typos that would occur when typing, such as switching a "t" for an "r" (because t and r are next to each other on the keyboard).
I was writing my essay by hand because my computer was broken when I wrote the word "proffesot" instead of professor. It was a classic example of my typer's writing syndrome.
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