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A guy with a very large penis, probably about double your boyfriends. The bulge in his pants is just the beginning of what he’s packing
Omg. I miss my ex, tyson was so big
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1: Hey come to my house we're having pizza
2: Oh yessss
1: Jesus Christ Tyson
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A Very smashing guy how everybody loves.He also has the worlds largest schlong he has or had 4 girlfriends.
He is such a Tyson.
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When onepulls a tyson one punchs someone repeatedly in the face (very slowly) and then runs away (very fast) often flying
See Tyson Pitaluga
See Manchild
"You just Tysoned have-EE-yeah
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That cool kid that no one can accept in society due his badassery.
Tyson: *speaks*
Everyone: OMG! He's so badass!
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1. the act of brutally getting your ear bitten off
2. ear decapitation
3. straight up brutalization of the ear by a mouth
4. when you're getting penetrated by mike tyson until you love him
Remember when Evander Holyfield got tysoned? DAAAAAMMMMN SON GOOGLE THAT PIC
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Has ruined me for any other guy..hung like a donkey and knows everything right in using it..he has the cutest little wrinkles under each bum cheek that are so adorable..knows how to wear red aerodynamic garments.x my dream guy
Tyson,Tyson he's our man,he can pound you better than anyone can
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