Ubisoft

Ubisoft, Noun:
An individual who is tone deaf, has selective hearing, refuses to acknowledge others and is a constant living, breathing migraine.

Jonathan is being a real Ubisoft today

Ubisoft Ladder

A ladder place in such a way that it leads to nowhere or a ladder that is completely useless.

When I was at work as I lineman I ended up climbing a Ubisoft Ladder and almost fell 30 feet