um

Um.. is used most commonly when words are accumulating into your thoughts.
But becareful. In a far off country... out there near Russia "um" means cunt.

You are a um! This means you are a cunt
um um um = cunt cunt cunt

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um

A profane word that means "vagina" in Kyrgyzstan.

"You are an um!"

"Um!"

"Where is your um?"

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um-um-um-um-um

Mass confusion

Um-um-um-um-um i dont know

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um...

an answer commenly used when your screwed.

dad: "did you have sex with my daughter?"

man: "um..."

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ummed

The sound you make when you nibble on someone through use of your lips.

"UMMMMMMEEEEEDMEMEMEMDD" - J
"EWWW COOOTIESSSSSSSSS EWWWWSSS" - E
"You just got ummed haha" - J

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ums

Abrieviation for "Use Map Settings." It comes from StarCraft, where custom made maps of great inginuity were

GreedyOne: So, you up for a ums?
^BREEZE^: I'm so gosu, I don't play ums anymore.

or

GreedyOne: I just made a l337 map!
^BREEZE^: is it ums?
GreedyOne: Yeah..
^BREEZE^: Don't make me take Brian's mom away from you.

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-ums

the most annoying suffix in the world

jane: So, I was watching a movie with Leslie Uggams and my cat, fluff-ums jumps on my lap and starts eating my steakums...
me: go away before I stab you

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