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When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage
cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
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A underage-hunter is a person who is 17+ years old and feels atracted to 14 years old or even younger females and is also trying to do anything to put his small meat into one.
"mario is 18 but likes 12 year old girls"
"what an underage-hunter !"
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an underage person who dates someome 4 or more years younger than them
“hey did you hear of that 14 year old that is dating an 8 year old”
“no wtf?”
“yeah people call him an underage pedo”
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an underage slurpee is like a ninja or second term for jail bait.. adults use it so they can get away with raping little kids..
mike- " hey man, i was thinkin of pickin up an underage slurpee.. wanna come?"
mr.anderson- " hell yeah!! only if they are in elementry.. i like my underage slurpee TIGHT!!!"
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To be yelled at anyone on forums who says something immature or stupid, suggesting a preteen poster.
Iamover18 : Liek Teletubbies r teh Rox
Sinner: UNDERAGE USER ALERT!!!!!!!!
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Usually a twixter, above legal drinking age, who buys beer for underage kids in return for admission to their parties. First mentioned in a Saturday Night Live Skit.
"You are such a lose, you live in your parents basement and you don't even have a job!"
"I do so, I'm an underage beer liaison!"
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