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United States

Best country in the world, also home to some of the biggest dumbfucks in the world (For example: Fox "News", Rush Limbaugh, the ENTIRE Republican party). Also home to the best food on the planet: Chinese AND Mexican food

I wanted to know the truth, but when i came to the United States Fox "News" and its bullshit tricked me

by America eff ya March 4, 2010

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United States

A country more well-known as the US, America, or The Free World. It is a nation that is composed of many different regions, with big cities and major metropolises scattered across all of them. Here is a list of the biggest cities in each region below.
-New England: Boston, MA
-Mid-Atlantic: New York City and Philadelphia, PA
-Southern East Coast: Charlotte, NC and Norfolk, VA
-Deep South: Atlanta, GA and Birmingham, AL
-Lower Mississippi River Valley: New Orleans, LA and Memphis, TN
-Upper South: Nashville, TN
-Lower Midwest: Louisville, KY and Cincinnati, OH
-East-Central Midwest: Indianapolis, IN and Columbus, OH
-Great Lakes: Cleveland, OH, Detroit, MI,Chicago, IL, and Milwaukee, WI
-Upper Mississippi River Valley: St. Louis, MO and Minneapolis, MN
-Far Midwest/Northern Plains: Omaha, NE, Kansas City, MO, and Fargo, ND
-Southwest/Southern Plains: Oklahoma City, OK, Phoenix, AZ, Dallas and Houston, TX
-Rocky Mountains: Denver, CO and Salt Lake City, UT
-West Coast/Pacific Northwest: Los Angeles, CA, San Francisco, CA, Portland, OR, and Seattle, WA

The United States of America consists of a vast landscape, and is roughly half the size of Russia in land mass.

by The Kentucky Yankee March 23, 2005

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United States

The worst country in the world consisting of sex-addicted teenagers and stupid-headed blonde girls who do nothing but fuck all day. They're also the reason why the whole world's economy is going down the toilet.

Fuck the United States!!!!!

by Fuck America dot com July 11, 2008

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United States

The most powerful country in the world due to the highly intelligent and motivated efforts of people that have migrated over the years from every part of the planet in search of opportunity and a better standard of living.

George Washington

by Sean C. Eastman June 26, 2004

1048๐Ÿ‘ 992๐Ÿ‘Ž


United States

Also Known as USA, United States of America
An oil hungry entity, known to scavenge all over the globe for new preying grounds. Uses special tactics of lying about WMDs and axis of evil as excuses to gozzle more oil.
Country of gun totting toddlers, who shoot classmates as a pasttime. Also country of confused voters, who become legally blonde every election year.

1. That car is crazy on gas consumption, was it made in the USA
2. Another kid went US yesterday, took down 40 of his classmates without blinking
3.The United States is in search of oil again, I thinl Tukmenistan is next.

by MelvinHenry May 22, 2008

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United States

A place where logic means nothing and everyone is either anorexic or overweight.

There's something wrong with society in the United States.

by Zero The Dark Angel January 11, 2009

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United States

The land of ignorant people. A place where people don't know about the neighboring states, think Africa is jungle, believe Europe is a country, and assume that all Asians are Chinese.

-"That stupid person just asked me if in Africa we live in trees and have pet elephants, I wonder where he is from."

-"He must be from the United States!"

by Truth01 May 31, 2009

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