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fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

12πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


shut up and sleep with me

When you just want to fuck someone so goddamn hard that you tell them to shut up and sleep with you

Player 1 :hey j. Player 2 :SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME

by The return July 3, 2018

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Butter me up and call me a biscuit

To be gassed up to the point you feel good and warm inside like a biscuit.

We’ll butter me up and call me a biscuit why you at it!

by Jobengi March 17, 2023


just shut up and leave me alone

When your friend keeps telling you that you suck but you just don't care and want them to shut up

"hey you suck"
"hey i don't care just shut up and leave me alone"

by thatoneguyinthatoneschool May 10, 2017

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Well grease me up and call me Souzie

An exclamation of surprise. Such as being told you've got straight A's, or you're getting a record deal unnexpectingly. Also can be used for lust.

Him: thats not a woman, thats my kid brother!
You: Well grease me up and call me Souzie

girl 1: Look at the ass on him!
girl 2: Well grease me up and call me Souzie!

by Monsieur Blanche August 23, 2005

16πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Shut up and give me my computer back

when someone doesn't give back your computer when you ask for it.

Hey April shut up and give me my computer back.

by jdnsjcknknsd May 2, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


whats up baby take me out to dinner

Joe Biden

β€œWhat do you want to tell joe Biden right now” whats up baby take me out to dinner😫

by Ayooooooooooo December 21, 2021

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž