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Hey! go "shove it up your ugly ass."
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A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
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A compelling phrased used upon women with a large mass of BUNDA.
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A phrase used among Muslims, typically used as a means of derailing a conversation when one person says something particularly hurtful or annoying to the other.
Fatima: Mohammed, why do you sound like a retard whenever you speak?
Mohammed: there's a jinn up your mom's ass.
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An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
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The above definition was not meant to be sexual, it was meant purely as an act of violence in which a heated up steel rod is inserted into the asshole, thereby "welding" off the evacuation door from the intestine, and in conclusion... preventing the extrication of needless minerals from the body which eventually will prevent further digestion of food, KILLING the victim.
Nigger. There I said it. God dammit fuck this length bullshit!
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When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame
Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass
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