Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

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Pull up your fucking pants and shit

1) literally the act of pulling up you fuckin pants an shit

2) Be a man...KMTTTTTTTTTTTT

3) Pull yourself together

Hey, you better pull up your fucking pants and shit, if you wanna go uni!

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up fuck the shut

STFU backwards, used to put the annoyance into such confusion that s/he automatically ceases talking for a moment to process what you just said.

"...and then I totally fucked that bitch in the ear."

"Dude! Up fuck the shut!"

"...What?"

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up the shut fuck

Jedi Master Yoda's version of the popular phrase, Shut The Fuck Up.

Yoda replied to Luke Skywalker, "Up the shut fuck, whiny bitch."

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kick up fuck

To intentionally provoke a fight or confrontation.

He hoped the Barman wouldn't take his money so he could kick up fuck

Thumbs up fuck

Over enthusiastic emoji user who will use a thumbs up for literally any response.

“It’s pancreatic so I’m almost Definitely deader than dog shit soon. First chemo session Monday.” Response: Thumbs up fuck

Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.