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relationship upgrade

Moving your relationship to the "next" (higher) level: from friends to "friends with benefits" or dating; from dating to exclusive, from exclusive to moving in, etc. Sometimes the relationship upgrade requires considerable work from one partner to overcome the fears, worries, or hesitance of the other partner.

Person 1: I'm tired of being just friends with benefits. We need a relationship upgrade!
Person 2: What you want from me bro? I don't wanna be monogamous yet.
Person 1: Let's just date - some romance with our sex.
Person 2: Ok. I guess that's a cool relationship upgrade.

by IkuraEater July 28, 2014


girlfriend upgrade

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag

Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.

by kategspot January 23, 2012

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Socially upgrade

Someone socially upgrades when after being single, especially for a long time, gets involved in a serious relationship or marries. They stop hanging with the old crew because they now spend time with other couples only.

Keep in mind, this is a broad term that encompasses anyone from the guy who you used to chill with A LOT and now you don't see AT ALL, to someone you still chill with, but they treat you differently because they're with someone and you're not.

Carl: guys, what happened to John? We never see him anymore!
Paul: he socially upgraded. He and his wife only do dinners with other married couples now!
Carl: yeah, we def won't be seeing much of him anymore..

by PaliKid July 4, 2015


[Swag Upgrade]

an upgrade of your swag

Yo Isaiah what did you get for Christmas? Yo, santa got me a swag upgrade.

by LZ Money January 9, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 4, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Comcast Upgrade

A downgrade that is called an โ€œupgradeโ€ to create excitement, however it usually leads to disappointment.

I went to upgrade my phone but got a comcast upgrade instead, it is older than my old one and does nothing!

by insne4u February 24, 2011


Upgrade Slut

An Upgrade Slut is a fancy or sassy bitch who just got to a whole new level with her hoeism.

Kim Kardashian was such an Upgrade Slut after she put out that sex tape!

by QueenOfNinjas August 31, 2016