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When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.
Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.
a sex position for the more adverntrous. The man hangs the woman upside down and inserts into her. She should giggle and smile like a baby while she swings upside down being pleasured. Origninates from south east peru and makes it 12 times more likeley to consieve. The upside down happy baby should be used with caution as many have died from head traumas.
Boy: dude did you try the "upsidedown happy baby." lasy night?
other boy: nah man it was too risky she was too tall and would have got hurt.
Girl: Shall we try the "upsidedown happy baby."?
Boy: yer it gives the best orgasms.
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The act of deficating in anothers anus and eating it out.
Joe: How did you like me giving you C.U.P. (Canadian UpsideDown Pudding) last night.
Brittney: Idk. it was kinda shitty.
Joe: Pun intended?
Brittney: indeed.
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Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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Take multiple women in skirts on a merry go round. Flip them so they do a handstand and finger them with your middle finger (the bird, very key) as they go by. When they orgasam they'll be dizzy so you can knock them unconscious and take them home.
I put five girls on an upsidedown whirlybird last night, I don't think they're ever gonna see the world the same again.
When two midgets who havent shaven in months fist each other until orgasming into each others mouth
Ronnie and shaquiqui were upsidedown ewoking
When your genital warts have started lining up along the hairline of your pubic hair and it starts to resemble the bite of a crocodile.
I was going down on my wife when I realized her warts had flared up and now she's got an Upsidedown crocodile bite!