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A unstoppable force, when your hit with a Ur mum, you should just accept your fate, your life is over.
Joe: Hey do you wanna come over after school?
Bob: No sorry I’m doing ur mum after school.
It was at this moment, Joe got folded
The thing that a retard says after u say something like “What did you do today?” Then he answers “Ur Mum”
“What’s ur hobby?”
“Ur Mum”
*Slaps him*
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A term that can be used universally in replace of any known word. It can be used in sentences and probing questions
Gary: what do you think of the economy?
Bob: ur mum
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1. A thing people say if you have a british accent and someone asks you a question and you're:
1A. bored
1B. insulting somebody
1C. acting like you have a british accent on the internet and insulting someone/are bored
2. A thing that retarded people say and think that when they do they're cool
3. The most amazing phrase in the world, as it has been here for so long and it has not died out.
1A.
John: "Hey, I went to the movies today."
Ben: "Huh. So did I"
John: "So what movie did you see?"
Ben: "Ur mum. >:D"
1B.
Joe: "You're such an idiot"
Sean: "Well, ur mum's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side"
1C.
dudelizard1337: "WAIT?!?!?! WHAT DID YOU SAY LIKES TURTLES?
awesomeguy01: "Ur mum"
dudelizard1337: "wait... is that a bad thing?"
2.
(same as 1B)
3.
Johnny in 1975: "Ur mum's so fat she played pool with the planets."
Johnny in 2005: "Ur mum's so fat she... I got nuthin..."
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neo pronouns of a closeted pan sexual and transgender man that may also be cringe some of they might go by mumself or mumit
example #1
“hey ur hru”
“hey it’s mums”
example #2
“i go by the pronouns ur/mum or mumself/mummit”
“oh so you like wearing furry cosplay and eat the droppings (poop) of ur dominant significant other
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