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When the velocity or force of the vehicle you are driving is greater than or equal to the vehicle directly in front of you-so much so that the front-most vehicle is pulled into a street racing type draft, causing the driver of the car to forcefully use his breaks.
When I was driving home, I committed vehicular rape on the crown vic. infront of me.
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Uncontrollable tic experienced by the driver of car that causes the driver to perform innappropriate driving functions.
Signaling as you approach a curve in the road, turning windshield wipers on for a sunny day, blowing the horn for no reason whatsoever, stopping the car and shutting it off without putting it in park.
Girl: Why'd you blow the horn? There's not another vehicle within 5 miles!
Boy: I don't know!
Girl: You must have a bad case of vehicular Tourettes!
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A severe mental disability in which sufferers chronically experience acute anxiety attacks related to the welfare of their vehicles. A typical vehicular hypochondriac may face bouts of depression and paranoia stemming from the false belief that his/her car is malfunctioning when it is in fact operating in perfect order.
Sane Human Being: Why are you giving away all of your earthly possessions and digging a large hole in the ground in front of a tombstone with your name on it?
Vehicular Hypochondriac: Well, my check engine light came on today. I'm going to die.
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This attack is made by terrorist or a wannabe terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.
Vehicular terrorism is the most dumbest thing a terrorist ever pulled!!!!
1) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus in a car
2) The act of performing fellatio/cunnilingus on a person who is operating a moving vehicle.
You wouldn't believe how far it fit down her throat; on the way to the club last night; it was pure Vehicular Nomicide.
The act of relieving stress, negative thoughts, and/or pain by going out and cruising in a vehicle, more commonly by car or motorcycle.
If you ever feel like needing peace, an adventure, or just need to clear your mind from bad thoughts, grab your keys and get some Vehicular Therapy in.
The satisfying act of jaywalking, but in a car, across a crosswalk full of people. However, this only counts if there are casualties, so its good to have a strategy. Since this is solely for fun and such a positive experience, feel free to make it more fun, like with a blindfold!!
"Man I have depression, I feel like I hurt everyone around me. I want to do something productive."
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"
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