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A tool utilized by the Filler God for many of their greatest creations. It was used to write the Fate of the Universe, a scripture which would determine how the universe begins and ends. It is still in use by the Filler God to write Forever Contracts, a document that can grant great power to lowly mortals, but can take away so much more. The true form of the Bic Velocity is still largely unknown, however it is speculated that it is the same color as a tangerine.
Filler God: "What is that in your pocket?"
Jack: "Oh, that's just my BIC® Velocity Mechanical Pencil with 0.7mm le-"
Filler God: "BLASPHEMY! THERE IS ONLY ONE BIC VELOCITY. ALL OTHERS WILL BE ERASED BY YORKUMS."
Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.
In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.
"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."
The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!
A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.
"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"
When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.
Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6.
The maximum speed a falling turtle can achieve in atmosphere.
Donatello hit turtimal velocity shortly after falling off the cliff.
joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck