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Escape Velocity in science is a theory about gravity and picking up enough speed to escape the Earth's atmosphere.
In philosophy it's that moment in your life when enough things are going right that you can finally break free from your chains.
"Today, I let go of all my past pain-- I've finally reached Escape Velocity."
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The ability to shit through a screen door and leave no trace you were ever there.
Man, when we got back from Honduras, I have a wicked case of velocity water. It took me 20 mins to clean to toilet!!
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A shitty company who cares nothing about it's workers.
"I hate you"
"I've just been Velocity Expressed"
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joe: dude today i had a velocity piss kim: i dont give a fuck
When actors or stunt doubles move faster than physically posible during a movie or behind the scenes.
Vin diesel hit a windscreen at plausible velocity during fast and furious 6.
The maximum speed a falling turtle can achieve in atmosphere.
Donatello hit turtimal velocity shortly after falling off the cliff.