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While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.
We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.
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A hilarious alias of some lawyer living in Salt Lake City, Utah. He unofficially commentates, via Twitter, several sports events; mostly for the Utah Jazz, Utah Utes Basketball, and Real Salt Lake (soccer). He also commentates on the show, the Bachelorette.
He's cynical, sarcastic, and funny as hell. He likes to flirt with random girls on Twitter, but will never reveal his identity to anyone.
"Did you see Lost Taco Vendor's last tweet?"
"Man, who is that guy?!"
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The system or workflow process in which a bill or invoice is received, then sent to the appropriate party for approval, and finally sent to Accounts Payable for payment
Yo, son, this Vendor Invoice Approval Process is whack - we can't even pay our damn bills on time!
When a woman has a gooey yeast infection.
Man, I was banging this chicken I picked up at the club and when I pulled out, my dick was covered with white goo and clots. She's a teal Cottage Cheese Vendor! Take that snatch to the gynecologist!
State where client is sure that everyone tries to vendor-lock them. This will cause anxiety and the person gets VLA.
Currently there is no cure to this kind of a state.
Customer wants to go to a cloud but gets vendor lock anxiety ( VLA )when I'm telling him to just choose one.
Bruh
I am
Vegetable vendor somesh
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When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."
Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!
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