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Mathematically inept to the point of not knowing dollars from cents. For example, see the YouTube clips where a succession of Verizon employees demonstrate they do not know the difference.
Q. Why does anyone play the lottery at those odds?
A. They don't realise it's a tax on verizons.
Q. What does it mean when a footballer says he's going to give 110%?
A. No-one really knows. It's a thing verizons say when they want to sound keen and cool.
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A vertical horizon. The edge of the world is a horizon, but if you're on a planet with a ring, Saturn for example, you can stand in certain areas and see a vertical horizon, which rises from the horizon all the way over you to the opposite horizon.
We were playing Halo and in the distance you can see the ring's verizon spanning across the sky.
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People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
-The process of ejaculating into someone's ear, and then asking if they can hear you now.
"My girlfriend is deaf because i showed her A verizon guy."
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The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!
Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!
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When you either receive head or jack your meat then bust in the females ears and ask her " can you hear me now "
head sperm bust sex funnyverizon
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Verizon Verizon Communications Inc. (NYSE:VZ), parent company to Verizon Wireless (the number 2 cell phone provider in the United States) is one of the largest communication companies in the world. Founded in 2000 following the merger of Bell Atlantic Corp. and GTE Corp. Verizon has quickly become one of the world’s largest communications companies. Headquartered in New York, Verizon does over $71 billion in revenue, annually.
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+ Recently merged with MCI
+ Number 2 cell phone service provider (in number of clients) behind Cingular Wireless, Inc. (As off 11/1/2005)
+ Has the largest, most reliable wireless network in the United States
I love Verizon, there the best!
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