the most boring city ever. The only highlights are the movie theater, the in-n-out, and chili's where you can't go without running into someone. Everyone knows everyone else. Has four starbucks for only 32,000 people. There is never anything to do. There is also ALWAYS drama.
If you're at the Chili's in La Verne or simply at Vons, this is who you typically run into: your boyfriend's ex, your ex's mom, someone's mom, someone's Aunt, this guy you randomly hooked up with, this girl who hates you, and just about every person you know in some awkward way.
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Malvern is one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in Toronto, Ontario. Itβs really common for a shooting or stabbing to occur in malvern . I would say itβs a hood, but itβs still a really nice place to live or hangout in.
Dont go to malvern vern alone
Area of Alexandria, Va. bordered by the Potomac on the east, Richmond highway to the west, and Ft. Belvoir to the south. Generally, any part of what was once George Washingtons plantation, Mount Vernon. Everyone has money and nice houses. If you go to a party in the vern you will get fucked up and have a good ass time!!
Person 1: Yo man what you doing this weekend??
Person 2: Dude im stayin with my boy in the vern, were gonna buy a shitload of beer, play pong all night, hitup some mcdonalds drive through, then go skinny dippin with some hot bitches in the river!!!
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2 foot 8, sorry buddy but you will always be known as mini me
Good God why did i have to see Verne Troyer naked on national television!?
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When you get so smashed that you perform crazy antics, you become known by everyone at the party as "the drunk guy" and you don't remember a single thing the next morning.
"Man, I was so Vern-Drunk last night that i banged a crack-smoking hooker and now i've got herpes!"
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