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competition for men
damn she broke up with me. she said the vibrator was better then me!!!!!
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El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish)
The antithesis to the male penis.
Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.
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A vibrating dildo that girls like to stick in their minge. Also fantastic on the clitty. Makes girls very wet and possibilty of squirting is high.
Stuck my vibrator in my minge tonight, squirted prefusely.
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A sex toy used in a womans vagina or a mans asshole that vibrates. usually has speeds low, medium, or high.
christa: Jake i dont need you anymore!
jake: why?
christa: because i got this enormous vibrator i can DO whenever i want and i dont have to ask for it.
jake: whore!
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The Plasma Pistol in the xBox game "Halo 2". Called such since charging the pistol causes the contoller to vibrate for as long as you hold the trigger.
No one can beat me when I've got my vibrator and magnum.
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Why are vibrators okay for women, but blow up dolls uncool for men?
Yuck, I would never use a blow up doll either, so why do women get to have dildo/tupperware parties?
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