Scouse vindaloo

The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.

It could be used as a code that nobody understands for example Instead or asking to leave a party early to shag the wife you say

“Oi peng ting, Scouse vindaloo?”

Vindaloo View

It is the view from your front yard when Indians have bought out the neighbourhood.

The houses in my area sold so quickly that before I knew it I had the Vindaloo View.