virus

my bad. I'm not a doctor. Yeah. Anyhow, e.coli isn't a virus, but you can get it from eating really really old hamburgers. No need to freak out about it.

E.coli is not a virus. I was wrong. I deserve to die a horrible death.

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Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

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virus

A computer disease that is created by 35 year old fat men who still haven't moved out of there mother's basement.

Atheists make viruses.

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Virus

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.

And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.

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Virus

An attached female who always messages/e-mails you via the internet

Girl- Hey hun i missed you. I sent you like 4 messages on myspace, how come you didn't respond???? :'(

Guy- I'm sorry i tend to stay awy from virus. Hard to get rid of na mean? NO? Ok.. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE

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No Virus

Used to signify that the email, link or attachment is clean and free of virus. Similar to the popular phrase no homo used when two hetero males' actions can be interpreted as homosexual but are not.

Also, a way in which friends can ensure one another the email is not spam.

Check out this website its awesome! No virus.

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virus

In computer terms, a CTD

damn, i just got ANOTHER virus fool.

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