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Acronym: Vagina Life Support. Very simply a woman who is good for nothing more than keeping her vagina alive. Usually refered to bitchy, all-together useless women as a derogatory term.
1) Paris Hilton
2) That bitchy slut that's in your English class
Guy 1: Dude that bitch you're dating is nothing more than a damn VLS.
Guy 2: No shit, why do you think I'm even with her? I'm in for the 'V' you idiot. (Looks down to his VLS who he is using as a footstool) Hey bitch, make me a sandwich!
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A highly overrated vehicle idolised by P Platers, Wogs and Bogans.
The VL is possibly the most affordable Commodore you can source, hence it being purchased by the groups mentioned above.
The price tag however is somewhat deceiving, as the vehicle is prone to incessant failure.
The vehicle however received some functional parts such as a Ford 9inch Diff and a Nissan engine.
(Which you could sell for almost the price of the vehicle)
Recommended modifications include: Metal sports steering wheels, VY commodore body kits, chopped springs, neon's, turbo badges, personalised plates such as SIK-VLT, 18inch front and 14inch rear wheels, muffler removal, low range sound system consisting of 7inch subs and $50 amps.
"I think I hear Dolphins screaming? That acne covered burger peddler didn't put acid in my Big Mac did he?
"Nah mate that's just the VL Commodore dosing in the car park"
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Virgin Lips for the True Love: When one saves his or her kisses for their true love, usually resulting in frustration on the true love's part because the VL is not yet sure if his or her significant other is really the ONE.
Danielle: Has Ben kissed Amber yet?
Marsha: Nah, he's still VL for the TL.
Danielle: Amber told me she's getting tired of waiting for Ben to make a move.
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Noun. American. 2005.
The condition of being able to see a female's trimmed or cultivated pubic hair through a sheer undergarment. Also known as a "VLS".
First known usage was by editors at Fleshbot.com on 3/21/05. The term is a derived combination from the more common "visible panty line" or VPL and landing strip a term used to describe an aggressively groomed female pubis.
"I'm going to wear this new bra and panty set for you tonight... The fabric is so see through, you'll get a little VLS action for free, just like you like..."
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Can only be seen when wearing shorts; When someone (commonly found on females) has a large ammount of fat sagging off of the backs of their legs. When the legs are closed together, the fat resembles a vagina.
While running in gym one day, Kim and Tiffany were jogging outside. A girl with Vagina Leg Syndrome (VLS) stops to rest.
Kim: Ew, look at the backs of her legs.
Tiffany: It looks like she has a pussy there or something!
Kim: She definately has Vagina Leg Syndrome.
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The single BEST car ever made in the history of earth
"Hey dude I just bought a manual Holden VL!"
"Omg dude you are so lucky!"
Vagina Lovers: Call of Duty Quickscoping Clan.
“Holy shit dude that guy is in vL”
“yea bro that’s vL Loss”